Junk in My Trunk: Haiku for Jalapeno Crunchies August 17, 2009 by Jen Leave a comment Oh Jalapeno Crunchies How you delight me With your puffed corn yumminess. I could eat a whole bag in one sitting. For reals. Sharing is caring!StumbleUponRedditTwitterFacebookTumblrGooglePinterestLike this:Like Loading... Related Author: Jen Howdy! I'm a 30-something recovering former academic living in the San Francisco Bay Area. I like to eat, run, and blog, but not usually at the same time.